Lol. Do you honestly think you can get girls just by posting up some lovey dovey shit statuses on your facebook that you probably copy/pasted from google? Coming from you, stop trying to make everything sound “deep” and “meaningful” when you copy off people’s shit in school. Have some courtesy and morality.
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London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
oh my god
(Source: masturbation-is-illegal, via vtt31vanilla)
Oh shit. This is ma 667 post so I wont be scared to get bad luck lolz night
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Sucks that I can’t talk to you. I really wanted to get to know you better.
Goals I need to keep up
-practice serving overhand
-resist buying clothes bc I need to save money ;(
-keep up my eating habit that i’ve been slacking off since spring break!!
-GET A 4.0 BY THE LAST DAY OF FINALS
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Sherlock theme song on a music box.
Eerily beautiful. Tim Burton style.
(via monkeemari)
I always feel bad asking my parents for money.. I know they would give me it but I feel like I’ve done nothing to deserve their hard earned money.
during spanish today
Me: Hey benny
Benny : what
Me: knock knock
Benny : omfg shut up plz. not another one of your lame jokes that no one laughs at
Me: you know you make me really sad sometimes
I really don’t like seeing my friends go against one another or arguing.. Especially when it gets to the point where they cuss each other out. omg ww3
